urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric Because I make my own money, I still can... MM3 Brown, USN 2006-03-15T20:14:24Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:117542 2006-03-15T20:14:24Z 2006-03-15T20:14:24Z I'm sure I don't ahve to tell you what happened monday.<br />But in case I do - I'm retarded and I bought the 30 dollar preorder kingdom hearts special edition book. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:117372 2006-03-12T03:23:37Z 2006-03-12T03:23:37Z Um.. please don't fight. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:117223 2006-03-10T16:48:31Z 2006-03-10T16:48:31Z I am a United States Sailor.<br />I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America and I will obey the orders of those appointed over me.<br />I represent the fighting spirit of the Navy and those who have gone before me to defend Freedom and Democracy around the world.<br /><br />And that's all I have memorized so far.<br />That's over 2/3 of it. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:116982 2006-03-09T14:31:55Z 2006-03-09T14:31:55Z I'm a sailor in the U.S. Navy. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:116675 2006-03-06T22:41:59Z 2006-03-06T22:41:59Z Kingdom hearts II:<br />March 29th.<br />The Navy?<br />Who knows? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:116224 2006-03-03T15:09:43Z 2006-03-03T15:09:43Z Forced conversation<br />Hidden agenda<br />You think we're stupid, how dare you<br />The rug has not been pulled<br />Over our eyes you fool<br />We can see right through<br /><br />Tip-toeing villian<br />Eyes in the ceiling<br />Your false intentions have warn thin<br />But we've been in your room and in your closet too<br />We've got one on you<br /><br />Lies make it better<br />Lies are forever<br />Lies to go home to <br />Lies you wake up to<br />Lies from the alter<br />Lies make you falter<br />Lies keep your mouth fed<br />Lies till your death bed<br />Lies<br /><br />Inside an office, a fallen angel<br />A smiling Buddha with snake eyes<br />Creates the latest trends<br />And i just cant pretend<br />Dont call me your friend<br /><br />When all these<br />Lies make it better<br />Lies are forever<br />Lies to go home to <br />Lies you wake up to<br />Lies from the alter<br />Lies make you falter<br />Lies keep your mouth fed<br />Lies till your death bed<br /><br />Lies they make it better<br />Lies they are forever<br />Lies to go home to <br />Lies you wake up to<br />Lies from the alter<br />Lies make you falter<br />Lies keep your mouth fed<br />Lies till your death bed<br />LIES!<br /><br />Lies will come back to hunt you<br />Bulletproof your limosine<br />Lies will come back to haunt you<br />Hit and run, a broken dream<br /><br />Lies make it better<br />Lies are forever<br />Lies to go home to<br />Lies to wake up to<br />Lies from the altar<br />Lies make you falter<br />Lies keep your mouth fed<br />Lies till your death bed<br /><br />Lies they make it better<br />Lies they are forever<br />Lies to go home to <br />Lies you wake up to<br />Lies from the alter<br />Lies make you falter<br />Lies keep your mouth fed<br />Lies till your death bed<br /><br />Lies urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:116206 2006-03-02T18:02:49Z 2006-03-02T18:02:49Z So yeah, I almost died like 80 times on the way to baker. It sucked. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:115780 2006-02-28T16:46:38Z 2006-02-28T16:46:38Z Um....<br />What's up?<br />I just re-got minutres on my cellphone.<br />I have a meeting with the recuriter on thursday at two.<br />Uh-oh, I'm getting ready to sell my soul. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:115271 2006-02-16T16:34:14Z 2006-02-16T16:34:14Z You may have heard me and my incessent ramblings on how irish people suck.<br />Well, it's the truth.<br />Want more proof?<br />Last night, well berating those of Irish descent, my father told me that we are partly of Irish decent.<br />Just another bullet on the list of "Why Irish people suck". urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:115192 2006-02-15T22:14:03Z 2006-02-15T22:14:03Z Update:<br />According to the Catholic faith, today is the last day of the Christmas season, Candlemas. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:114877 2006-02-15T21:31:18Z 2006-02-15T21:31:18Z <center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg04272004/Mafialligator.jpg"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:114466 2006-02-15T21:04:54Z 2006-02-15T21:04:54Z <center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg07272004/General-Ripper.jpg"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:114263 2006-02-15T20:47:06Z 2006-02-15T21:00:12Z <a name="cutid1"></a><center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg08172004/incoherent.jpg"></center><br /><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><br /><center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg08172004/kimcicle.jpg"></center><br /><br /><a name="cutid3"></a><center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg08172004/mannik.jpg"></center><br /><br /><a name="cutid4"></a><center><img src="http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg08172004/Xealot.jpg"></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:114150 2006-02-15T16:55:14Z 2006-02-15T16:55:14Z Static-X - "Machine" Static-X is sweetness. How could I have not liked them at one time?<br />If I could go back four years, I would and then beat myself up.<br />Because I used to be a punk.<br />In the black sense of the word.<br />Not in the white one.<br />It just kind of hit me.<br />I wouldn't even recognize myself.<br />And I'm pretty sure that if the past me could see how I'd become,<br />he'd want to go forward in time and beat the shit out of me.<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />I see your bleeding dark side <br />I feel your angry heart <br />Reveals forbidden places <br />More monster yet alive <br /><br />No faith <br />Changing into something less than human <br />No longer part of this <br />The influence <br />Changing into something less than human <br />No longer part of this machine <br />No mind <br />Changing into something less than human <br />No longer part of this machine <br />It's chemical <br />Changing into something less than human <br />No longer part of this machine <br /><br />Get into my hidden demon <br />Get out of my swollen head <br />Shines down on blackened faces <br />Changing at your expense<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:113687 2006-02-14T18:25:50Z 2006-02-14T18:25:50Z Horoscopes suck<br />Capricorn:<br />You like to think that you can't help your tardiness, but you can. <br />Change this week or you will lose two big oportunities. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:113564 2006-02-14T16:33:21Z 2006-02-14T16:36:15Z The barenaked ladies - "Old Apartment" Oh man.<br />I'm not feeling to happy.<br />I didn't even bother getting ready and going to school this morning.<br />It was like 6:30. I was all like "Time to get up", and then I was like "I don't really feel like getting up". So I didn't and laid in bed staring at the ceiling until like... 10:00. And then I put on some music and got ready for baker.<br />I don't want to switch into PE.<br />I hate physical-ness.<br />Except for DDR.<br />And then I heard <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />Broke into the old apartment<br />This is where we used to live<br />Broken glass, broke and hungry<br />Broken hearts and broken bones<br />This is where we used to live<br /><br />Why did you paint the walls?<br />Why did you clean the floor?<br />Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?<br />This is where we used to live<br /><br />Why did you keep the mousetrap?<br />Why did you keep the dishrack?<br />these things used to be mine<br />I guess they still are, I want them back<br /><br />Broke into the old apartment<br />Forty-two stairs from the street<br />Crooked landing, crooked landlord<br />Narrow laneway filled with crooks<br />This is where we used to live<br /><br />Why did they pave the lawn?<br />why did they change the locks?<br />Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk<br />This is where we used to live<br /><br />How is the neighbour downstairs?<br />How is her temper this year?<br />I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun<br />I know we don't live here anymore<br />We bought an old house on the Danforth<br />She loves me and her body keeps me warm<br />I'm happy here<br />But this is where we used to live<br /><br />Broke into the old apartment<br />Tore the phone out of the wall<br />Only memories, fading memories<br />Blending into dull tableaux<br /><br />I want them back <br />song on the radio.<br />And it made me kind of happy.<br />I thoroughly hate Valentine's day. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:113360 2006-02-13T16:45:28Z 2006-02-13T16:45:28Z Panic! At the Disco - "The Only Difference Between..." <a name="cutid1"></a><br />Panic! At the Disco.<br /><br />Sit tight, I'm going to need you to keep time, come on just snap snap snap your fingers for me. <br />Good good, now we're making some progress come on just tap tap tap your toes to the beat. <br />And I believe, that this may call for a proper introduction. <br />And well, don't you see? I'm the narrator, and this just the prologue. <br /><br />Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen. <br />Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention <br />I aim to be your eyes <br />Trophy boys, trophy wives. x2 <br /><br />Applause! Applause! No, wait wait... <br /><br />Dear studio audience, <br />I have an announcement to make. <br />It seems the artists these days are not who you think. <br />So we'll pick back up on that on another page. <br /><br />And I believe, this may call for a proper introduction. <br />And well, dont you see? I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue. <br /><br />Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen. <br />Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention <br />I aim to be your eyes <br />Trophy boys, trophy wives. x2 <br /><br />Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen. <br />Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen. <br />Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen. <br />Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up. <br /><br />Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen. <br />Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention <br />I aim to be your eyes <br />Trophy boys, trophy wives. <br /><br />Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen. <br />Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention <br />I aim to be... your eyes.<br /><br /><br />Okay... this weekend was great. Until about 3:12 AM on sunday. Then it sucked.<br />But let's not get into that - if you read Ryan's LJ then you know what I'm talking about.<br />And if not, you can ask me.<br />If you care.<br /><br />My car is in working order.<br />I thought it was going to be a $300 dollar job.<br />Which would've sucked. Because I only have $2.<br />But it turned out to be that the belt snapped due to frozen snow in the engine compartment.<br />I know how it got there but that doesn't matter.<br />And yes.<br />So think of this... if the song up there kinda of cheers me up, this next song here is how I feel right now.<br /><br /><a name="cutid2"></a><br />The Barenaked Ladies<br />Brian Wilson.<br /><br />Drove downtown in the rain<br />Nine-thirty on a tuesday night,<br />Just to check out hte late-night<br />record shop.<br />Call it impulsive, call it<br />compulsive, call it insane;<br />but when I'm surrounded I just<br />can't stop.<br /><br />Its a matter of instinct, its a<br />matter of conditioning,<br />its a matter of fact.<br />You can call me Pavlov's dog<br />Ring a bell and I'll salivate-<br />how'd you like that?<br />Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a<br />pedagogue,<br />'cause right now I'm<br /> <br />Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson<br />did<br />Well I'm lying in bed just like<br />Brian Wilson did.<br /> <br />So I'm lying here<br />just staring at the celing tiles,<br />and I'm thinking about what to<br />think about.<br />Just listening and relistening to<br />Smiley Smile,<br />and I'm wondering if this is some<br />kind of creative drought<br />because I'm<br /><br />Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson<br />did<br />Well I'm lying in bed just like<br />Brian Wilson did.<br /> <br />And if you want to find me I'll be<br />out in the sandbox,<br />wondering where the hell all the<br />love has gone,<br />Playing my guitar and building<br />castles in the sun<br />and singing "Fun, fun, fun."<br /> <br />Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson<br />did<br />Well I'm lying in bed just like<br />Brian Wilson did.<br /><br />I had a dream<br />that I was three hundred pounds<br />and though I was very heavy<br />I floated 'til I couldnt see the<br />ground<br />I floated 'til I couldnt see the<br />ground<br />Somebody help me, I couldnt see<br />the ground<br />Somebody help me, I couldnt see<br />the ground<br />Somebody help me because I'm<br /><br />Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson<br />did<br />Well I'm lying in bed just like<br />Brian Wilson did.<br /><br />Drove downtown in the rain<br />nine-thirty on a tuesday night,<br />just to check out the late-night<br />record shop.<br />Call it impulsive, call it<br />compulsive, call it insane;<br />but when I'm surounded I just<br />can't stop.<br /><br />Fuck off. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:113066 2006-02-10T16:51:33Z 2006-02-10T16:51:33Z <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><b>Blue Monday</b><br /><b>By <i>Orgy</i></b><br />How does it feel to treat me like you do? <br />When you’ve laid your hands upon me<br />And told me who you are<br />I thought I was mistaken<br />I thought I heard your words<br />Tell me, how do I feel<br />Tell me now, how do I feel<br /><br />Those who came before me<br />Lived through their vocations<br />From the past until completion<br />They’ll turn away no more<br />And I still find it so hard<br />To say what I need to say<br />But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me<br />Just how I should feel today<br />I see a ship in the harbor<br />I can and shall obey<br />But if it wasn’t for your misfortune<br />I’d be a heavenly person today<br />And I thought I was mistaken<br />And I thought I heard you speak<br />Tell me how do I feel<br />Tell me now, how should I feel<br />Now I stand here waiting...<br />I thought I told you to leave me<br />While I walked down to the beach<br />Tell me how does it feel<br />When your heart grows cold<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:112837 2006-02-10T15:16:50Z 2006-02-10T15:16:50Z DDR is an official sport in norway.<br />B on DAIKENKAI on HEAVY difficulty.<br />It's like a hard 200 bpm song. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:112543 2006-02-08T14:11:46Z 2006-02-08T14:11:46Z I am at school.<br />My car is acting retarded.<br />I just changed the brakes.<br />The alternator is shot, and also my radiator isn't working properly.<br />It makes me angry to know that. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:112363 2006-02-02T18:38:10Z 2006-02-02T18:38:40Z I haven't really updated in a couple of days, so here's nothing.<br />I heard Atreyu's new song <i>X's and O's</i>, and it sucks ass.<br />Sorry, guys, but you don't have a winner.<br />This week has been pretty cool... half days are for posers.<br />I didn't go to school today.<br />Which means I can't miss another day of school until the twentieth.<br />I've been going out with Kate for 11 days.<br />8 days until the dance.<br />Happy groundhog's day.<br />I'm bored.<br />And I can't really thing of anything else to write.<br />Except that <i>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas</i> is a sweet movie.<br />And <i>Requiem for a Dream</i> has scarred me for life. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:112121 2006-02-01T18:27:13Z 2006-02-01T18:27:13Z Quote from IGN: <i>"A lot of hardcore gamers actually don't like Kingdom Hearts because they are crazy."</i><br />-Hilary Goldstein urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:111675 2006-02-01T15:14:55Z 2006-02-01T15:14:55Z VIVI is in KINGDOM HEARTS TWO!<br />Shit, son. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:111589 2006-01-31T18:49:47Z 2006-01-31T18:49:47Z Oh man.<br />Kingdom hearts two looks cooler then your mom.<br />I miss my katefulness.<br />I hope she misses me. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:madrhetoric:111133 2006-01-30T16:29:39Z 2006-01-30T16:29:39Z This weekend was pretty sweet.<br />I did get hit by a drunk driver, no shit.<br />My car sustained little damage...<br />It's the little Dodge that could.<br />Man oh man, though...<br />Thank God for my uncle paul.<br />If it weren't for him I wouldn't know what I'd do.